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There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
“Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma, the son of Wilma Scarberry and Carlos Ray Norris (a mechanic, bus driver, and truck driver).[1] Norris’s paternal grandfather (an immigrant) and maternal grandmother
were Irish, while his paternal grandmother and maternal grandfather
were Cherokee Native Americans.[2] Norris was named after Carlos Berry, his father’s minister.
He has two younger brothers, Weiland (deceased) and Aaron (a Hollywood
producer). When Norris was sixteen, his parents divorced,[3] and he later relocated to Prairie Village, Kansas and then Torrance, California, with his mother and brothers.[2] Norris describes his childhood as downbeat. He was nonathletic, shy,
and scholastically mediocre. Other children taunted him about his mixed
ethnicity, and Norris daydreamed about beating up his tormentors.”