Uwe Boll Considers Spielberg A Hack

Uwe Boll Considers Spielberg A Hack

The worst video game film maker, Uwe Boll, challenges the great

Uwe Boll lives in some alternate universe and I don’t know whether to laugh or to pity him. But since he’s making a ton more money than me making crappy movies, I’ll laugh at him.

Uwe has put Postal up against Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on May 23rd of this year. Most people wouldn’t be crazy enough to go up against Indy, but horror website Bloody Disgusting got a quote from him in an email where he thinks he’s going to take down Spielberg:

“On the Indiana Jones weekend – May 23 – we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up – would Michael Moore say! … Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as ‘Nazi Theme Park Owner’ outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler’s List!”

Of course Spielberg hasn’t addressed the claims yet. Seeing that the lifetime gross for all of Boll’s games are equal to one weekend of a Spielberg movie, my bet is that he won’t.

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